Panic.

I recently read this article:

One survivor found, but 2 NFL players, Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith, still lost at sea

And listened to this Moth podcast:

Deborah Scaling Kiley: Lost at Sea

If we are on a boat and there looks to be the slightest bit of trouble (shifty eyes, captain with a martini, jokes about how women and seamen don’t mix, et al), I will immediately murder you that I may drink your water to stave off the SeaCrazies™. I don’t care if we’re still anchored on Catalina, you will be murderized. You’ve been warned.

Listen.

I know you are busy but this is one of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard.   It’s Starlee Kine on The Moth.  She’s telling a story about this asshole.

Radical Honesty