First.

If – after quitting smoking yesterday and feeling humiliated and realizing that you are going to die alone and there’s no point in anything cause everyone else has learned how to live but you will never and crawling into that terrible apartment with its awful couch, dumb bed and fat inhabitant – this doesn’t make you cry, I hope you have fun on your trip back to KPAX, cause you are not fucking human:

Marginalized gay (probably) kid dances to his hearts content whilst hipsters look on in their white fucking sunglasses.  Then one guy gets up, probably having a laugh, then a few more, THEN EVERYONE.  I mean, is that guy the winner or WHAT? (Yes, he is.)