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The telepic I’m writing about Sam Taylor-Wood and her teenage baby-daddy, Aaron Johnson, is going to star Janel Moloney and an unattractive Jonas Brother.

This is the part where people generally go on a tear about double-standards being as Taylor-Wood is 42 and Johnson is 19, but guess what, I don’t give a shit.

What I do care about is this Model Battle that happened in the January issue of V.  The premise was Model vs. Plus Size Model (Jacquelyn Jablonksi and Crystal Renn, respectively), which is whatever.  The conclusion I think we’ve ALL come to, though, is models are boring but plus size models? SMOKING. HOT.  Se-ri-ous-ly. How foxy is Crystal? That’s the startling and inadvertent point they managed to make with this spread.  Regular models – dead in the face. Plus size models – ready to sexy you to death!