Fact.
This is how I feel whenever I’m making nice conversation with a fella and he mentions his girlfriend.
Success.
This is a slow 3-minute video but the joy you feel once it’s complete is immeasurable!
Suck it, Frogs!
Full disclosure: This is 3 minutes of a year-long video. Cause that’s how long it took me to figure it out. I’m dumb.
Here’s the actual link to send to all your 3-year-old nieces and nephews so they can figure it out while playing with their iPads: http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html
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Ben.
I may or may not have indicated explicitly what my views/fantasies/made up facts are on one Ben Affleck. It’s a complicated history we have. We met in the late 90s when he was young and thick in Dazed and Confused. We expressed more than a passing interest in each other as he perfected the movement of his chin in Mallrats and Chasing Amy. We started dating a couple years later when inexplicably he, along with his much funnier counterpart, wrote one of the best movies ever made. We got married when he big-budgeted his way through Armageddon (How bad does it hurt my street cred that I still cry at this scene? I don’t give a shit. It’s SO GOOD. God, I’m terrible. And an old lady). Then we did a trial separation. Right after Boiler Room and Reindeer Games. We didn’t even SPEAK to each other until that terrible fight scene in Daredevil where he and Jennifer Garner forefight (fightplay). We spoke coolly to each other (in passing) during Hollywoodland. Then in early 2007, he stood outside the tower I slept in, raised a boombox and serenaded me with Gone Baby Gone. We were back in love again. It was like the dawning of a new love cause I couldn’t believe that this guy that I thought I knew so well, could still surprise me so completely. And now, well, now he’s given me an island. An island where Jeremy Renner and Jon Hamm and his own crazy chin and ridiculous abs talk tough.
