IWriteLike.

What the fuck?

For Firsts,

Are you familiar with the internet meme ‘First’? It’s a trend that’s taken the comment sections of the world wide web by storm.  It’s a competition to see who can react the fastest to a post – you win if you’re the first person to comment and you celebrate your win by replying ‘First!’

I write like
J. K. Rowling

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

For Unschooling,

I have no business having an opinion on any of the numerous “alternative” “methods” of “educating” “youth,” as I am unmarried, un-betrothed, without children, and literally can’t pick up a piece of clothing from my floor, BUT I saw a story on Nightline a couple of weeks ago that horrified me.

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

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For Work,

Not that I’m complaining cause I do make enough money to buy various homeless people dinner AND shop at Whole Foods, but I have been at my job for 13.36 years, which is 39% of my life. Which is crazy?  Yes? Yes. It’s crazy.

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

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3 Comments to “IWriteLike.”

  1. Tara 19 July 2010 at 8:46 am #

    You are extremely well-rounded as a writer? I personally would take the Vonnegut and leave the rest.

  2. Laryngitis Sings 22 July 2010 at 9:03 pm #

    This is WAY too post modern for me, writing about analyzing your written analysis of life.

  3. Laryngitis Sings 26 July 2010 at 11:16 am #

    In fact, I think it’s so advanced it might just be future. Or even post-future.


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