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	<description>I somehow got the idea I read 1,000 books when I was in 3rd grade. Is that even possible?</description>
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		<title>Fourteen.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was the most terrible fourteen-year-old alive. Proof postive: A letter to my Grandmother in 1990.]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=1324</link>
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		<title>Wedding.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not getting married (ever. for the rest of my life. ad infinitum. e pluribus unum. trololololo.) but my ace homegirl MarshmellowFluffStuff is. Part of my duties as a bridesmaid is to scour the internet and be annoyed by fucking hipsters in love.  Join me! Wed in 60 seconds (Jeanna &#38; Jeff) by Made in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=750</link>
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		<title>Battle.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[is proud to present Keanu Reeves vs. Scott Speedman wherein the author compares and contrasts the life and work of two great thespians* for absolutely no reason. KEANU SCOTT WINNER Date of Birth September 2 September 1 TIE (Creepy.) Age 46 35 SPEEDMAN (More age appropriate) Location of Birth Beirut, Lebanon London, England TIE (Foreigners!) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=316</link>
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		<title>Fact.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is how I feel whenever I&#8217;m making nice conversation with a fella and he mentions his girlfriend.]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=1250</link>
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		<title>Success.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a slow 3-minute video but the joy you feel once it&#8217;s complete is immeasurable! Suck it, Frogs! Full disclosure: This is 3 minutes of  a year-long video. Cause that&#8217;s how long it took me to figure it out. I&#8217;m dumb. Here&#8217;s the actual link to send to all your 3-year-old nieces and nephews [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ben.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I may or may not have indicated explicitly what my views/fantasies/made up facts are on one Ben Affleck.  It&#8217;s a complicated history we have.  We met in the late 90s when he was young and thick in Dazed and Confused.  We expressed more than a passing interest in each other as he perfected the movement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zanna.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me: That baby is wearing a bib and it&#8217;s adorable. Zanna: That baby needs to start contributing to the economy. And stop being such a taker.]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=1193</link>
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		<title>TeenSwoonBeat.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Were I between the ages of nine and sixteen and presented with these two options, I&#8217;d probably just kill myself. It would be too difficult to choose. Justin Bieber vs Aaron Fresh At thirty-four, Justin has a slight advantage &#8211; mostly because of these adorable lesbians! via Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=1163</link>
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		<title>IWriteLike.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What the fuck? For Firsts, Are you familiar with the internet meme ‘First’? It’s a trend that’s taken the comment sections of the world wide web by storm.  It’s a competition to see who can react the fastest to a post – you win if you’re the first person to comment and you celebrate your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fancyandawesome.com/cm/?p=1110</link>
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		<title>KTurn.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can we all agree that the interweb has officially become a competition to see which hipster can kick out the most obscure, random and and nostalgic reference? And can we all agree that I just won, cause I’m about to suggest that we get together and watch V.I. Warshawski this weekend? Kathleen Turner, you hot [...]]]></description>
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